We’ve struck that wonderful time of the year in Major League Baseball where the season opening has actually settled, groups are discovering their rhythm and now it’s time for the concessions stands to go dollar wild.
Recently we went over the Pirates’ definitely wild pierogi-covered pet dog. Now the Orioles have actually released this outright beast.
The Orioles will have a completely filled foot-long hotdog in your home video games this year called “The Warehouse Dog”
It’s a 12-inch pet with horseradish-infused brick sauce, pit beef queso fundido, marinaded pico and onions on a pretzel bun
Who could consume an entire among these? pic.twitter.com/txM3CnkTST
— MLB (@MLB) April 12, 2024
If we break this down into its element pieces it’s simple to see where this hotdog goes off the rails.
- 12″ hotdog: Fine. This is typical
- Horseradish brick sauce: Actually a huge fan of this on an all-beef pet dog. Color me fascinated
- Pit beef queso fundido: Okay, we’re now blending horseradish with queso? It’s not an offer breaker, however this is getting a little excessive.
- Pickled pico: I require to understand more about this procedure. By nature pico is currently acidic, however the whole function of it as a dressing is to include texture and freshness. If this is genuinely marinaded, then you’re both losing the texture and the freshness. This, coupled with the queso is fantastic– paired with the queso AND the horseradish is bothersome.
- Fried onions: Okay Orioles, we didn’t require ANOTHER dressing on this thing
- Pretzel bun: Just stop. The pretzel bun idea is great, however not in a footlong format. It’s excessive bread density when you’re currently overwhelming this thing with thick products. Are you simply attempting to eliminate somebody? Be sincere with me please.
I’m everything about ridiculous ballpark food, however this is beyond the pale.